Week 3 turned out to be a cakewalk for SMB, pounding that Mobsters ass 112 - 67. Not all was well though around Pubic Park after Sunday's ankle injury to Brian Westbrook. Personnel and players were all left in a state of dismay and rumor has it that there were sitings of Owner Mark Davis You Tubing "how to tie a noose" videos as a result. The frantic state was not long lived though as reports on an MRI Monday revealed no tears or structural damage to Westbrook's ankle, the Philadelphia Inquirer reports. This was a huge relief to all ballketeers knowing that without Westbrook total domination of TCL wannabees would be rather difficult.
In other SMB news, new acquisition Brandon Marshall made a statement in his first week hauling in 6 balls for 155 yards and a touchdown. When interviewed after Sunday's massacre Marshall had only this to say...
"Who be this Thelander joker and how's he get off trading me for that no talent ass clown Joseph Addai? Armatures, I'm living in a world filled with amatures!"
Marshall now leads all receivers in receptions and is second in yards behind Greg Jennings. SMB is expecting big things from this kid and needs continued production if another Dunta Cup is in future plans.
Heading into week 4, bye weeks will play a significant roll on the starting lineup SMB throws at the unimpressive FC Spanky Branch. Armed with LT, Steven Jackson, and Darren McFadden this aged titan is stuck searching for points in low places. Stay tuned for Starting lineup and injury updates as the week progresses. Until then, may your balls be hairy and never to far from a tongue.
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Pubic Park and YouTubing "How to Tie a Noose" = pure gold. I'm in the library and chuckled loud enough for both people sitting next to me to glance at my screen.
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